After countless hours of research, sleepless nights, and lots of dog treats, we were able to fully understand the canine mind and make a groundbreaking discovery! We are excited to finally release the most revolutionary product in the dog industry: The Sassy Woof Mood Harness.
MOOD HARNESS - AVAILABLE NOW
HOW WAS IT MADE?
the scientific process
how does THE SASSY WOOF MOOD HARNESS work?
Have YOU ever wondered how your dog is feeling or what their mood is? Introducing the Mood Harness! The harness that, like a mood ring, will show a color based on your dog's current mood!
Simply put the harness on your pup, give it a few seconds to detect your dog’s mood, and watch the magic happen!
• If the harness turns blue, your dog is feeling down and sad.
• Feeling happy? A bright sunny yellow will appear!
Get closer to your dog by purchasing the mood harness today, and really learn how your dog feels.
We know that you do not have enough subscription services, so you can unlock the additional harness features below for the low fee of $99.99 per month.
Did you purchase too many items that you do not want your significant other to see? With this mode enabled, your dog's harness will show dollar signs when the delivery driver is coming, so that you can distract your partner. Don’t forget to
tip treat after!
HAPPY HOUR MODE
Are you having fun with your friends, but not sure if you should have another glass? With this mode on, your dog’s harness will show either a 👍 to order again or 👎 to go home. Early user testing shows a strong bias towards thumbs up, and we are currently working to
fix override this outcome.
FIRST DATE MODE
Are you on a first date, but are not sure if this person is “the one”? Let your furever companion help you with the decision. If the harness shows you a 🚩 then you can probably save years of therapy by declining a second date.
Have you ever wondered if there are dangerous squirrels around you? Fret no more! Now, when your dog's harness shows acorns, you know that there is a potential squirrel attack nearby. Treat carefully!